DON'T KNOW US?
DON’T WORRY, YOU’RE NOT ALONE. OUR DEAR RBF OFTEN HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE’S DOING EITHER!
WHO IS RBF? HE’S A ONE-OF-A-KIND BIRD, BORN WITH AN INEXPLICABLE PASSION FOR CRYPTO, EVEN THOUGH HIS FINANCIAL SKILLS ARE… WELL, LET’S JUST SAY “A BIT RETARDED.” RBF GETS HIS NAME FROM BITCOIN’S FAMOUS “REPLACE BY FEE” PROTOCOL, BUT INSTEAD OF OPTIMIZING TRANSACTIONS, OUR RBF TENDS TO REPLACE HIS OWN CHOICES WITH… EQUALLY QUESTIONABLE ONES!
RBF LORE
THE ACCIDENTAL DUMP MASTER:
RBF TRIED HIS HAND AT TRADING. THE RESULT? THE MARKET CRASHED. NOW THE COMMUNITY KNOWS: WHEN RBF BUYS, IT’S TIME TO… RUN!
RBF: REPLACE BY… FAIL?
IN THE BITCOIN WORLD, REPLACE BY FEE HELPS OPTIMIZE TRANSACTIONS. OUR RBF, ON THE OTHER HAND, TRIES TO IMPROVE BUT ALWAYS ENDS UP FALLING INTO THE SAME TRAP
JOIN RBF’S FLIGHT!
IF YOU’RE HERE FOR SERIOUSNESS AND SECURITY, YOU MIGHT HAVE THE WRONG BIRD. BUT IF YOU’RE UP FOR FLYING ALONGSIDE A CHARACTER WHO EMBRACES HIS FLAWS AND BRINGS LAUGHS TO THE COMMUNITY, THEN WELCOME ABOARD!
DON'T YOU HAVE IT?
F**K YOU and
TOTAL SUPPLY:
198%?
YUP, YOU READ THAT RIGHT: 198%. WHY 198%? HONESTLY, RBF HAS NO IDEA EITHER. HE JUST THINKS THAT “THE MORE THE BETTER,” AND, WELL… NUMBERS ARE DIFFICULT, OKAY? WHILE OTHER COINS POLITELY STOP AT 100%, RBF SOARS RIGHT PAST IT (EVEN IF HE HAS NO CLUE WHAT “PERCENTAGES” ACTUALLY MEAN). THIS ISN’T JUST A TOKEN; IT’S AN EXPERIMENT IN MAXIMUM CHAOS. BUCKLE UP, BECAUSE RBF IS BREAKING ALL THE RULES… MOSTLY BY ACCIDENT.
WE ARE RBF
RBF HABIBI
RBF MAXI
RBF SNIPER
RBF SHANKS
JOIN RBF’S FLIGHT!
well… maybe you’re looking for the wrong bird
*RBF_RUNE
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